Ying Yang

Life is Balance.. "The Hulk" my beautiful Biatch rolled off the hoist Wednesday nite..a moving entity..the first time that she actually moved .. other than up & down on the engine crane from one bench to another..but as a almost complete machine, this was it, and what a sight..at that point in time everything changed.. my impression of her, my whole feeling changed.. as the backend rolled down onto the concrete floor it was honestly a bit like a butterfly coming out of a coccoon..one of those moments..you are all probably thinking ..Loony.. but honestly it was like one of those moments..I wont go as far as to say it was like watching my 3 children being born ..But it was Damm close.. a really magical moment.. and then to sit astride to feel her under me..the ride position, knowing that so far all is good... we laid her over as far as she would go.. no clearance problems.. if I can get her right onto her sidewalls and use all the tyre we are talking 60 degree+ angles..maybe about 15 years ago..but not today.. althou I am looking forward to taking her to Broadford racetrack for a day of shakedowns and some good video.. might see if the Young Chris from Mongrel Ninja Racing wants to come ..I reckon he could find her limits.. 

That was Wednesday... Thursday I thought I'll go down to the locksmith and get a spare key cut...mmm traffic it's nearly 5 better hurry..drive past there yep still open ..mm a park where? one just appeared out front quick U turn, stand on it, zoom into the park..out of the car up to the door..Young Key boy just walking back to the counter after locking front door I tap ..and say can I leave it with you.. he smiles and says we're closed.. come back tomorrow..pointing at his watch shrugging his shoulders.. giving me that sympathetic.."what can I do look" but I bet inside Laughin like a MoFo.. probably thinking Ol' bastard go away let me go home to my Wii... Little prick..

So I do come back tomorrow.. same little "What can I do" Pimply faced little Maggot serves me..(as you can see I 'm over it and dont hold a grudge).. He smiles and takes the key walks out back I hear shuffle tinkle shuffle and he comes back with a blank key similar to mine..smiles and says It'll cost $120.oo ..and smiles .. What..How come?? .. apparently there is a security chip inside plastic cover to immobilise bike from being hot wired or stolen... he smiles again and hands me back my key..

so at this stage No spare key..$120.oo damm.. everyone wants to suck you dry bastards its just a F*#king key with a $2.oo chip wrapped in 10c worth of plastic on $1.oo worth of metal that a little grinder will take 20sec to cut.. $120.oo For F*#k sake.. sorry had my little rant... breathe... now I'm over it ... breathe.. pimply faced little teenage MoFo... breathe... I'm OK..

Ying Yang .. Life is Balance.. Up Down.. Good Bad.. Happy Sad ..